[Chong's Bong]

Hey ya'll, I live in Atlanta Georgia and I've never bought anything before. I'm havin a huge ass party soon and there'll be about 30-40 girls and only a few guys. So, I need some hella good weed to impress these bitches so I can get some head. I'm thinking about getting half an ounce, and I can spend up to $250. People been tellin me of all types of different shit and I need ya'll to help me choose one.

Reggie: Absolute shit right? I don't want it.

Schwag: I heard its shit. I don't want this.

Dank: I've heard this is mid-level stuff. Less expensive, but I think I want somethin better.

Dro: Supposedly this is some of the best stuff around. However, my new dealer is gonna charge me $250 for half an ounce. Is that a good deal?

White Rhino: I heard this shit is legendary. Everyone I know has heard of it, but no ones ever seen it. I think it sounds a little too expensive for me.

Fire: Heard its as good as Dro but gives a different type of high. This sounds too expensive as well.

Afghani Gold: I think its somewhere between Dro and White Rhino. Also sounds too expensive for me.

Can ya'll tell me if my information is correct and how much I should expect to spend on half an ounce of each? I'd really appreciate the help, the party is this Saturday and I need to get the stuff real soon. By the way, half an ounce is 14 grams, right? I also need to know how many grams per person each one of these is going to take in order to get a good high.

Thanks in advance ya'll.