| Re: Grasscity, i wanna buy a tiger. seriously
if you're joking... no worries, tigers are extremely effective at ridding the neighborhood of nasty little childrens
you could always have a kid and try and turn him into a tiger
you know
paint him orange and stripe him with black
teach him to walk on all fours
growling only, no english (save maybe the word snarl)
and NEVER let him clip his fingernails
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"Paul looked at his father, back to Hawat, suddenly conscious of the Mentat's great age, aware that the old man had served three generations of Atreides. Aged. It showed in the rheumy shine of the brown eyes, in the cheeks cracked and burned by exotic weathers, in the rounded curve of the shoulders and the thin set of his lips with the cranberry-colored stain of sapho juice." Dune |