O M G!!!!!!
ive always hated spiders. my downstairs is full of them.
i have the living room, kitchen, bedroom, all upstairs, the downstairs is just one really big room with a bathroom and laundry set up. its filled with all my toys

10 speaker dolby surround sound, computer, xbox, cd changer, equalizer etc...
so im down there yesterday, typing away after smoking some bud, and see the hugest spider ever. red and black, it was the scariest monster id ever seen! so naturally i grab a cup and put it over him. now im safe. my friend calls, and i talk to him on the phone for a few minutes, and tell him about the spider. then i get my special weapon. i know i know its not very nice, but let me tell you, Spidercide is a veeeeeery good product for the arachnophobic. One shot and bam, they get about 5 inches before dieing what seems to be an unnecesarilly excruciating death.... sorry you scare me so much little guy.
with "gun" in hand, i walk over to the cup, and lift it up....
NO SPIDER! AHhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I looked, but to no avail. where could the sucker be? fast forward to an hour ago (noon, sept 2)
i tend to use the bathroom down there as my smoke out room if im downstairs. naturally today im too lazy to go upstairs and use my normal "green room" so i go and take a bong back in the bathroom. afterwords i noticed my sink seemed to have ash in it, so i thought id wash it out.
i looked for my cup, its turned upside down on the side of the shelf. i pick it up...
AHHHHHH!!! nearly passed out jesus. I swear, the same god damn spider ran out from under the cup. unfortunately i have deadly aim with a comb, and he was soon down the drain.
but now i ask myself... with me gone camping from about hour after the initial spider loss, till just arriving home this morning, how did that sob get under the other cup??
even if they werent the same spider, it was crazy, and i still wonder how he got under the cup...
***shudders***