What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you while stoned?
The scariest thing that ever happened to me while stoned happened in washington D.C. I was 18 and away from home for the first time with my two best friends cody and matt. We just got baked and were walking around D.C. We stopped by the whitehouse and on our way ran into one of the many illustrious hobo's they have littered everywhere.
I had just lit a cigarrette and as we passed him the bum said "hey man can I bum a ciggarette?"
Now maybe it's the Idea of a hobo asking if he can "bum" somthing.....maybe it was because I was stoned...or more likely both....I started busting up laughing....and right after I did so did matt and cody!
The bum jumped up like a crack addict and started yelling "YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?" "YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?" I'm pretty sure he pulled a screwdriver out of his coat ...I don't know I didn't stick around long enough to see.
We bolted as soon as he started yelling. I can't imagine what the people near us thought we were up to...we were running away from him laughing our asses off..and he was yelling at us like we just stole one of his coats!
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