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right before my intense head laughter we were talking about..some retarded shit..collecting every guys semen and dumping it down our exes noses..so like..300 gallons....anyway...and then with my intense "weed influenced knowledge" i decided that we could make millions of dollars if we made a book of all our funny ass conversations..we clown all the time...i serioulsy know it would work by the way....anyway...then semen got worked ito the conversation..and collecting it and *mind goes blank*..using it for .?something?..anyway...in order now:
Lying people suck says:
"Do not handle this book if you are female and not taking birth control"
treeees says:
....what..did we turn the semen into a synthetic leather book cover?
Lying people suck says:
no, we ran out of money for ink, but still had semen and some black food coloring
treeees says:
oh..yeah..well..that makes sense...but i swear to you it is soo fucking funny im not laughing....seriously...im high right...and inside my head i am laughing so outrageiously i cant breathe at all.....but im high...so its only in my head...therefore im not going to type "lol" cuz im laughing so heard..but in my head!!!!............
cuz it was soo funny to me..i was high..HAHA...i still am D:
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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