[Blocko]

so about 20 mins ago my buddy calls me up and says he has a blunt and it's ripe for smoking. So I head downstairs and go to grab my keys but lo and behold my bitch sister stole them and took off with my car. So naturally I'm pissed, and then proceed to walk upstairs cursing up a blue streak. My mom notices this commotion and asks what my problem is. I explain how her botch daughter stole my car and I'm now on my way to report it stolen to the cops and hopefully she'll be locked up.

My mom says "what's the big deal? take mine." I almost blew a lod in my pants right there. My mom's car is a 2001 BMW X-5. And she had no idea what I was about to do to it. so i took the keys, and headed for my buddies place. he took one look at me driving it and we both knew what we had to do. so he got his dealer on msn and told him we wanted another 20 sack.bringing our grand total to 5 grams 15 mins later, we had 2 blunts a joint, and packed chillum, and countless bowls just waiting to be smoked in a fine peice of german engineering.

I drove it to the backalleys of some random subdivision, and we hotboxed that car so bad that we couldn't see eachother (me in drivers side and him in passengers)

It felt so good, that thing is a dream to drive, and it's so god damn fast and nimble for an SUV. I couldn't be happier right now. I'm so fucking blazed.

This marks the nicest car I've ever hotboxed.