[Luvdabuddah]

< The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
> >
> > their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
> >
> >
> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi,
look
> >
> > towards sky, what you see?"
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
> >
> >
> > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically
> >
> > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
> >
> > billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time
> >
> > wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
> >
> > morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
> >
> > are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
> >
> > beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
> >
> >
> > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass.
> >
> > Someone has stolen tent"