[Noldster]

Ok, I see that over the past like, month, there have been a lot of newcomers. So I figure, if they don't know how to use the 'Search' button, I may write an article on how to smoke in your room while still living with your rents. This is for smoking in your room or any room with a window. First off, open the window (........). Yes you can still think, you arn't stoned yet. Make a sploof. What you do is, take a 20oz soda bottle. There is also another way to make a sploof explained later (if you dont have a 20oz). Cut slits in the bottom. I usually have a pattern where its 1 on each of those bumpy thingys. And don't worry, the slits are actually a lot easier to breath threw then alot of people think. Do some test-blowing to make sure you can blow out easily enough so you don't cough (if you are a NEEWWWWbie :P). Then take some dryer sheets, aproximatly 4-6, and stuff them in there. I usually take like 2, wrap them individually in a ball, and stuff them in the bottom, then take 2, and put them in straight tall (up), and then wrap the last 2 into a ball and keep them near the top. Do some test-blows threw it now and make sure you can still exhale threw it easily. Try cupping your hands on the bottom where the slits are then breath in the air and make sure it smells slightly like dryer sheets (I know its lame, but how else can you test if noone else is there? :P). If you dont have a 20oz bottle, get either a toilet-paper roll or a towel-paper roll and stuff it with 2-3 sheets. They do not work as good but it still helps TONS. Next, get a towel, and secure it to the bottom of your door. So the smoke cannot escape. Me and a friend didnt do ANY of these things except for opening a window. My brother comes in after a smoke a few bowls and say that the entire hallway smells like weed, so we'd better stop, and we did. So beware smoke can stink up a house quickly :O. Also, you may want to get an de-oderizer. I always have a bottle of Febreeze in my closet. Then when you spark a bowl, always make sure that you blow the smoke threw the sploof out the window. Because you dont want your room smelling too much like dryer sheets or else you get suspicious parents. Also, if you have a fan somewhere, you may want one right next to your window blowing smoke out the window. And one more thing, some of my friends are still huge coughers. So when you feel you are going to cough, put your mouth up against a pillow or a blanket. It can cover up the sound a lot. I hope this has helped you alot. Combining the towel under the door, blowing your smoke threw a sploof threw a fan out the window, coughing (if you have to) into a blanket, then using a de-odorizor to get rid of any last-standing smell, you should be good to go. I hope this has helped more people then it has just wasting space on the forums. Good luck minors and/or people still living with rents (like me =)).

Edit: woohoo post #300. I always hoped the posts that actually meant something from me where a good round number. heres to another 300 more (or 120 =))