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Originally posted by highgirly420
LoL,this made me giggle.it was posted by a way cool lady on another site..but umm yea figured you might appreciate it

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THE MOST POWERFUL WORD
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shitfaced, shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit you life away. Some people know their shit and others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits. There is bullshit, horseshit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or duck when shit hit’s the fan. You can give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, hotter than shit or just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don’t want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times when you swim in a lake of shit you come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all of the facts it’s the basic building block of creation and remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else.

hahahaha that's pretty funny. I think I've used everyone of those sayings. Except for "serving shit on a shingle" I have no idea what that means.