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Old 06-26-2002, 11:44 PM
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Okay, this may sound korny as shit but it works going across the border to canada...

Hide all your shit in your briefs/boxers, if you have a pipe/bong/whatever get one of those fake poopy daipers at a magic shop and hide the thing in your car trash and cover it with the crappy daiper (shit side up lol).

When they ask what's your porpose for going into canada just say the following...

"I was planning on going to downtown Toronto to see the CN tower"

When they ask how long you will be staying there just say:
"Two weeks"

When you leave, tell them the same exact story of what you did, dont change it at all! They may remember you...
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Dude, i just shit in your parent's parents mouths!

if i had a ticket for every free nipple piercing i got ...shit...there go my nipples again!
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