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Big Poppa Puff · #1 (**permalink**) 06-26-2002, 12:09 AM

One day a OFFF (who's name is being withheld) walked into a bar an ordered a triple scotch on the rocks. The bartender asked him if he was having any problems.

"Yeah, I caught my wife in bed with my best friend today!" the OFFFer replied.

"Damn I'm sorry buddy" said the bartender. "What did you do?"

"I looked in her the eyes and called her every name in the book. And then I told that bitch I was going to get a drink and when I come back to be packed up and out of the house and never come back!" answered the OFFFer.

"What did you say to your best friens?"

The OFFFer took a drink, sighed, and replied "I told him 'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!' "

#1 (permalink) 06-26-2002, 12:09 AM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,278	Another bad OFFF joke One day a OFFF (who's name is being withheld) walked into a bar an ordered a triple scotch on the rocks. The bartender asked him if he was having any problems. "Yeah, I caught my wife in bed with my best friend today!" the OFFFer replied. "Damn I'm sorry buddy" said the bartender. "What did you do?" "I looked in her the eyes and called her every name in the book. And then I told that bitch I was going to get a drink and when I come back to be packed up and out of the house and never come back!" answered the OFFFer. "What did you say to your best friens?" The OFFFer took a drink, sighed, and replied "I told him 'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!' " __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...