[Mr.Redeye]

One day little Billy was walking down the street with his Grandmother. His Granny, being old, descided she needed a break, and she took little Billy to a park to sit on the benches and rest. Billy spotted two dogs having sex, turned to his Grandmother, and said "Granny, what are those two dogs doing?" Granny was obviously reaching for an excuse; she said "Well you see Billy... the dog on the top has a hurt paw, and the one on the bottom offered to help him get home". Billy, being a surprisingly perceptive boy, said "wow Granny, dogs are just like people." "Why's that?" asked Granny, to which Billy replied "well the second to try to help someone they fuck you".


Little Billy was sitting in class near the end of the day when his teacher said "alright class, anyone who can identify the speaker of an American quote can leave early today. Who said 'Give me liberty or give me death'?" The teacher looked around the class, but nobody could answer, until a Japanese foreign exchange student put up her hand and said "Patrick Henry m'am". "Very good Shizu! You may leave now". The little girl happy skipped out of class, and soon a mumbling in the back of the class was heard; "f*ck'in Japs...". The teacher yelled "WHO SAID THAT?!". Little Billy stood up and said "George Patton!" and left.