[TheHempress]

I read this on a Mother In Law Forum...I've been reading a lot of those lately, they're very funny. Someone posted this joke:

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy
says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."