A senior citizen named Herman was driving on the Interstate when his cell phone rang. It was his wife, she said"Herman be very careful driving home dear, the TV news just reported a car is driving the wrong way on the Interstate!!" Herman replied, "I know, but it's not just one, It's HUNDREDS!"
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