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Well holy shit just the room for this fucking lame ass day.
So my bitch ass cocksucker alarm clock wakes my tired ass up at five today. I was like dammmmn, "Time for work already?" I make my fucking lunch, fead my cool fish (no cursing about the fish, they rule) and head the fuck out.
I meet up with the fucker who drives me to the fucking jobsite, what a lame asshole, FUCK HIM! Goddamn self talking wanker. I will smack that bitch back to the hole he fucking came from. I then realize, I FORGOT MY FUCKING TOOLS, all but my peice of shit wire strippers.
OH THE FUCKING COLD! Drilling fucking windows while the GODDAMN WIND was turning my fingers into fucking popcicles!
I had to stand in the fucking corner and warm up my fucking hands with my WHORE of a lighter! ASSRAMING BITCH!
I tried to cut a wire with my strippers and caught FUCKING FINGER! BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER!!!! HOLY SHIT THE PAIN! JESUS HELP ME, THE LADDER HIT ME TO. COCKSUCKIN WIRES BREAKING DUE TO THE COLD! People talking to themselfs! Drills failing to work. Staples won't fucking STAPLE! THE FUCKING COLD!
Fucking sweet sweet lunch. Hurrah, the food truck came! I got coffee! 75 cents, I was a happy camper, boo ya! Got done early. Got to go home around 2:15. Sweet motherfucker... sweet.
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