[proghead]

My best friends parents were gone for the weekend, so I spent the night at his house. We decide before we are high that we are going to watch some intense shit on the internet. We light up around 3 bowls in his garage and come inside tripping balls. Like screaming-at-his-dog tripping balls. So we go upstairs to his room, and he's like "haha dude have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup? you have to see it, its like the grossest thing ever". I hadn't seen it, but I knew a little bit about it. I thought it was fake, like an urban legend or something. So we pull up the video and immeadiately i begin to like dry heave. This whole time my friend is like "Keep watching!" and like an idiot i keep looking up, only to bend back over and start to dry heave. My friend is watching at the same time, and after a rather violent dry heave I look up to see him fall out of the computer chair, and attempt to crawl away from the computer. Very slowly he began to crawl away, obviously exerting himself to his full capacity. He was grunting a lot as if he was in physical pain, and they way he was crawling reminded me of like someone who had been shot in the back of the leg trying to crawl away from like a gunfight. Or how in the Empire Strikes Back, at the begginning Luke is crawling through the snow after escaping the ice monster and is like reaching toward Obi-Wan Kenobi's ghost. He kept looking back at the screen only to shout "NOOOO!!!" and continue to crawl. His reaction to the video was easily the funniest thing I've ever seen when I've been high. But holy shit, the actual video is the fucking grossest, life-scarring thing I've ever seen.

Moral of the story: DON'T WATCH IT WHEN YOU ARE HIGH & STONERS HAVE THE FUNNIEST REACTIONS TO IT EVER.