[Pilsbury dBoy]

I only smoked with a chick once. It was certainly an experience haha. So one day me and my friend were goin down to this lake that we smoke by and we were "intercepted" by a group of girls. We talked to them for a little bit, and it turns out thjat they were goin to smoke some cigs by the lake too. We all sat down and chilled for a little bit, the I took out my bowl and started hitting it. One of the girls wanted to hit it a couple times so I said ok. At first, she took a couple normal sized hits, then she took the bowl and hit it in the most suggestive way possible. She literally licked the bowl and then sucked it like a dick when she was hitting it. She was not hot at all, and she thought that she was for some odd reason. After she had her little fun with my precious bowl, she coughed a ton and it was pretty funny, but seriously disturbing haha. I was like, "Well then... This is why I smoke with people who do not confuse bowls with dicks."