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Cop Story
last night i got lost . i finally found a gas station and pulled over to ask for directions and get gas. When i walked in i notice two cop cars sittin in the parking lot to the side , i didnt really think anything of it.
As i get out of the gas station and about a block down the street i see police lights in my rear view mirror pulling me over so im think what the hell im i getting pulled over for , then i remember that my id is expired so i start stressin cause they ask for your drivers license so they are gonna see that and give me a fat fine.
So the cop comes out to the car and tells me he pulled me over cause i didnt yeild for a car back down the road. Then he asks 'do you smoke marijuana' , thats when i knew something was defintally wrong, then he says i smell a odor of marijuana coming from your car. I know that smell of marijuana is a valid reason to search someones car without warrant so i decide right then and there to just be completly honest because either way im fucked. So i tell him yes i smoke marijuana. Then he tells me the k-9 is in a 2nd car that has showed up on the scene allready. He tells me either way he is going to search my car but asks if they can search it with the k-9. So i tell him yes , then he asks if theres anything in the car that dog will smell because if so the dog is going to tear up the car. So i tell him there is two roaches in my car and that there might be more weed throughout the car since my car is such a mess i might have lost some weed in the car.
Anyways they take me out search me and tell me to sit on the sidewalk, while one guy and a dog search my car the other two cops stand next to me as im sittin on the ground.
Anyways long story short i finally got put in the back of the cop car since it was so damn cold outside and i had no jacket, the whole thing took about 30-45mins. A couple of times they could come up to the car and have driver roll the window down and they would say they found something like a cd case that smelt like marijuana and again if i had anything they should know about, i kept telling them know.
Finally they took me out of the car and the cop basically told me he could give me a bunch of tickets for a expired license for not yeilding and possision of mairjuana (the 2 roaches i told him about was all that turned out to be in my car THANK GOD). He said since i was honest and very corpertive he wasnt gonna make my life miserable and give me a bunch of tickets, he told me he dosent care if i smoke weed, he then asked if i knew what the penalty was for possesion of mairjuana , i told him it was a misdameanor and a fine, he then told me that that is true but if the weed is found while im in a car they can take your license too. He then told me i was free to car.
Pretty fucked up experiance i was nervous as hell the whole time not knowing if i was going to jail or not but it turned out good i guess, i learned a good lesson , keep your car clean even if you dont have weed on you dont have roaches anywhere or anything like that, and if you carry weed around in your car alot or smoke in your car allways make sure you spry it with some feberze or somethin before you leave, just leave that shit in the car with you.
Funny ending to this story is after i got home i walked over to 7-11 to get a swisher and i saw a cop car in the parking lot. I went inside saw no cops , i bought a blunt. And with the blunt still sittin on the table i see a cop come out the bathroom and its one of the cops that just pulled me over, he looks down and see the blunt. I look up give him a fat grin then grab my blunt and walk out, hahha.
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