[bronco]

Hah, I basically told my folks I was high once at the dinner table. My mother asked if I seasoned the steak, and 2 seconds later my dad said "Does anyone smell a skunk?" Naturally, as I only assosciate the word skunk w/ one thing, and as the blunt I had smoked not 6 minutes beforehand popped into my mind, and I said this to my mother: "Oh, well I put the garlic on the weed, I mean steak." Fortunately my dad said something that pissed my mother off and they got into an argument, forgetting what I'd said. Good times.