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i was smoking a blunt with a friend one night after work. we were sitting on the back of my car on some east texas back road and a car ran up on us so i tucked the blunt in the rear bumber and shagged ass...for about 20 ft. the car pulled into a driveway and we had nothing to worry about. so we get back out and go to find the blunt in the bumper. it wasnt there and we searched and fucking searched. fucking blunt disappeared. never saw it again.
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"no. stop. don't do it. use your head. the fish will never get high. he might like the taste though and then he'll stop eating normal fish food. then you're fucked."
i realize that i kind of stole this comment but, damnit, it was funny to me. thank you for being funny thccrystals.
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