O.k. SuperDork, how's about a Lil' chuckle for ya??
Here's a Draft of a memo ya could send to the Branch manager (Fill in blanks with da Bitches name, lol)
1*blank*,my supervisor,can always be found
2 hard at work,in her office,*blank* works indepently,without
3wasting company time talking to employees.*blank* never
4thinks twice about helping us employees, and she always
5finishes given tasks on time. Often she takes extended
6measures to complete her work,sometimes skipping coffee
7breaks.*blank* is a dedicated leader who has absolutely no
8vanity in spite of her accomplishments, and profound
9knowledge in her field.I firmly believe that *blank* can be
10 rated as a high-caliber employee,the type which cannot be
11dispensed with.Consequently,I recommend that *blank* be
12promoted to executive management and a proposal will be
13executed as soon as possible!!
Added Later: The Bitch was looking over my shoulder when I wrote this memo. Re-Read only odd numbered lines for message!!