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I used to txt myself everything that me and my friends would say while high so I could remember it the next day. These are just a few selections:
So me and a couple friends have really bad munchies and we're over at my house so I go to look in the freezer to see whats mine. I notice a chocolate cream marie calendar pie my mom had given me and I'm like holy shit score.... so I break out this pie and realize that half of it is gone and the other half is freezer burned and I'm like wtf this is super lame. So I just give a spoon to everyone and start eating it anyways... and so I start making up stories about this "freezer burned half-pie" like how dela reese from touched by an angel would come down an be like "I bless this freezer burned half-pie" and my one other friend is just talking about jesus and stuff and shes like "You know I can just see it now Pontius Pilot has Jesus in front of a crowd of jews and hes like 'ok you have two choices you can either free jesus..... or this freezer burned half-pie' and theres like this freezer burned half-pie in shackles with a beard and the crowd is like "FREEZER BURNED HALF-PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We all died for a solid 5 minutes
some other ones:
"fievel gets wet" - a porn version of the carton
"the biggest forehead you've ever seen with the biggest chin you've ever seen with the face squished in the middle" - description of a friend's older sister
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