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"dude, SHES NAKED"- scott after putting in an anime dvd
"dude, this weed tastes like cheesy mashed potatoes"-someone i was smoking with at block castle, dont remember who though
funny story about tryin to find food in a gas station
friend: how much money we got?
me: 50 cents
friend: dude, wtf are we gonna buy for 50 cents
me: idk
*3 hours later*
friend: how much money we got?
me: 75 cents, holy shit we got 75 cents!
friend: lets get candy corn
this one time me and some friends were smoking salvia and weed in his garage, and after a few bowls, one of my friends gets up and runs in circles for five minutes, then he sits back down and says "you guys, i have to tell you something before my mission is over" it was the funniest shit i had seen in a while
"oh shit, were at my grandmas house, were at my grandmas house, we are so busted"-me, we werent really, but i thought we were
"dude, make that fucking poster stop moving"-justin
"holy shit, my shirts turned into legos"
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