[pigninja]

Originally Posted by crackrockstdy89

You come up on here, trying to act all rudimental
I'll knock those teeth out your mouth, leaving ur bills strictly dental
With my blast of knowledge, and i can tell you have zero
I bet when it comes to MC's, Oprah Winfrey's your hero
Please young adoloscent don't try to contest this
Or i'll have you packaged and sold, just like swedish fish
Talk about me being gay? Ha, fool, check your mouth
Like a tumor, heard a rumor, you and Elton John went down south
On eachother, yeah if ain't true that's at least what u wishing
My rhymes stay pure science, while yours are merely fiction
A hypocratical rant, a fudge-packing chant
Is all you're producing. Be creative! Oh wait, no u can't
You won't, you shouldn't, it's not in your agenda
I take fools like you and stuff em in my blender
Hit it on low speed, maybe chop or pulse
You say you rap so fluently? That statement is false
By your rhymes i'm repulsed, that shit makes me convulse
It's too easy too diss your style, it's simply an impulse
So next time you ever try to contest the lyrical miracle
Be forewarned, your rhymes are wet and soggy like cereal

are we in highschool?
do you have rhymes in your locker?
oh wait that's just your moms panties
you got stashed in your sock drawer
it seems like you got a lil bit a rhythm
but you fall off oh so quick
jo-jo-jokers callin
he's saying bounce on his dick
rudimentary? shit kid, i'm quantum physics
basically, you just special ed and dumb shits
you're short bus and packed lunch
heman box art
paint a circle around your anus
it'll be jokers ass darts
the game you two play when you're both really bored
you give then recieve and say horay we both scored!
you think you're real complex just cause you're a little witty
by the way, it's not oprah, it's bobby and whitney
something about coke whores reminds me of your mom
oh yeah, your dads not your dad, your dads your uncle john
or the milkman the mailman or possibly me
it's this love triangle involving all three
get your mind out the gutter though
we only fucked your mother
stop imagining and day dreaming
of us fucking each other
all that gay shit needs to stay in your head
if you're really desperate
call joker instead
i'm sure he'll be willing to lay in your bed