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So I went to the graduation party last night and it was nuts. First we start off by driving a hour and a half deeper into the mountains, with a convoy of 20 cars. It was funny cause one of my friends trucks had 4 exposed kegs in the back and a cop drove by our convoy. We laughed.
Once we finally got to where we park we find out that we have to carry the kegs up some trail with rivers, fallen over trees, and two barb wire fences in the way. That was fun because its a 20 minute hike w/o kegs. So we have two groups of two per keg so we can switch off when one gets tired. Took about 40 minutes to get them up there.
Finally the party starts and everyone is getting thrashed, im keepin my eyes out for random flames in the woods. Finally i spot a random flame, and tap my friends shoulder so we go walkin for it. Just as i thought it was a small group of kids smoking so we hop in the circle and cheef. We do this 5 times through out the night till we build our own fire and the stoners crowd around it smoking and drinking.
A few hours pass and I tap the same friend on the shoulder so we can go get fire wood. After about 5 minutes of walking into the woods we find these bushes weve been pulling apart for wood. Its probably mid night now with clouds so its pretty much pitch black out side. Then all of a sudden we hear a girls voice say "hello? who is that? can you help me put my pants on?". My friend and i look at eachother and i ask "Did you hear that?". Then the girls voice said "Can you help me put my pants on? I think the zipper is stuck.". This is when my friend says " Fuck that, this is like one of those scary movies when everyone is yelling dont go towards the voice, ive got my wood im going back to the fire.". So I keep pulling the bush apart when the girls voice says" I can see you, will you help me put my pants on?". So im like ah fuck it cause i have a pretty good idea who it is. So i say "Is that kaite?" and she replies " yeah, I cant put my pants on."
So I walk over towards the voice and look down to find katie on the ground in her under wear trying to put her pants on. she says "thanks, i cant figure out how to put them on.". So i laugh and say " im too fucked up for this shit." after about 5 minutes of figuring out that the pants were inside out i pull them back to the way there supposed to be and toss the pants to her. Then nick walks around the corner (he was caught having sex with her earlier) and says "whats going on? who is that?" So i say "Nick you dumb shit, finish up i wont tell anyone" and start to walk away. He starts walking next to me and says "dude im done". So i look at him and say "well go help her up man, thats fucked up". So he leaves to help her.
That was only some of what happened it was crazy!
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Last edited by kms brown; 05-16-2008 at 11:24 PM.
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