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Me and my friends used to hang out with this kid who would instantly become 10x drunker the second he got on his phone to show everyone how bad ass he was that he was always getting drunk every weekend. Would just stumble around acting like a fucking moron all the time and just grating our nerves. So one night we decided to buy non-alcoholic beer for him one night, took off the labels and just told him it was some homebrew. Long story short, he drank a few, started acting like he just downed a whole bottle of Jameson's and proceeded to have sex with the most gigantic and ugliest girl you have ever seen without a condom. Next morning, he blamed it on how drunk he was. We never told him what he was actually drinking that night and I kind of feel bad because of it, but I also still laugh a bit on the inside when I think about it.
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