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three guys are lost and in the desert, going on their second week of being lost,
in the sand one of em sees, a shiny handle a yells out "LOOK !",
all three of the guys jump at it at the same time and find out its just a lamp,
just then, a genie pops out of it and says " I usually give 3 wishes to the person who releases me but in this case ill give one wish to each of you "
the first guy yells out without hesitation "I wanna Be Home with my friends and family"
genie grants his wish and poof the guy's gone
the second guy looks amazed at the empty space where the first guy just was and yells out " i wanna be in my swimming pool at home eating BBQ"
the genie grants his wish and poof the second guy's gone
the last guy looks all around him and feels a harsh wind and sees the vast, empty, lonely desert, and asks "are you gonna still be here after i make my wish?" and the genie tells him "no"
so the third guy says " well fuck this! i hate being alone, i wish those other 2 guys were back here"
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