[corpulentmantis]

You know you're stoned whe you try to turn on your light for 2 minutes before you realize it was already on. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you pour cereal into the toaster. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you try to say something, but you end up mixing together 4 different sentences to form one. (true story, I said something along the lines of "Hey remember, erm, how do you, what?")

You know you're stoned when you run your toothpaste tube under water and try to brush your teeth with it. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you walk into a general store and buy $15 worth of candy. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you are trying to light your bowl, but one of your dreads goes up in flames! (this happened to me the other night >.< I had a 3 inch flame climbing up one of my dreads)