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#2 - This is more something I witnessed. My buddy wanted some weed, so we go over to this dorm on campus here at school. The dude doesn't have any bags or anything, so he just gives it to him in his bare hand. It was hilarious! Both of us being Allman Brothers fans, I joked with him that that's how a ramblin' man carries his weed! Just straight-up rolls around with it in his hand.
#1 - There was this guy I worked with (he's since quit) who was a few years older than me. Let's call him B. The only really good thing about knowing B was that he could always find weed. He lived in the next town over, so there was an entirely different set of connections. One day he's convinced he can find some weed, so me and my co-worker have to wait like a half hour to drive over to this other guy's house.
We get there and he's supposed to be running out with a bag. He and his girlfriend come out - I'm driving, mind you - and they don't have the weed like they said they did on the phone...they want a ride into some other town to pick it up or some shit. Me and B are like, no way, we're outta here.
Finally, we end up spending like 45 minutes in the living room of this ragged-ass apartment passing a pipe around with this 50-year-old lady who looked like crack was more her style, and some random people I'd never met, all of whom were at least eight years older than me. Finally an eighth materializes and I'm about to leave, and B comes up to me and asks if he can cop a nug for helping me out. I couldn't believe it! I gave him a nug and peaced out. Worst pick-up ever.
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