[Appocolyptik]

Mine was very embarassing and I am admittedly ashamed of it. I was 15 and was up the Town Centre at this popular chillspot called the courts. I'd go up there to get drunk and pull chicks, and one day I got SO drunk I could barely walk. This girl, who wasn't particularly attractive but had a nice body, picked up on me and I ended upfingering her in front of like 20 people, but that was topped off by some girl being licked out by another girl a few yards away so no one was bothered. Anyway, after some compliments about my 'finger techniques' this girl marched me away towards some public toilets in between Beatties and M&S, where we fucked. I was so drunk it took me ages to get it up, but she gave me head and finally the major stood to attention. I was shagging her on the floor of a cubicle which was dirty, then I banged my head really hard against the door because I was so wasted, so we moved out into the open. Bearing in mind it was about 7pm and the shopping centre was closed, no one was around, but this old man walked in and started watching. I was so drunk I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating but she, in a similarly drunk state, pointed him out and we kind of stood up still having sex, then I carried her back into the cubile with her legs wrapped around my waist, then shut the door, finishing her off up against the wall. It was really crazy drunken sex, with her squirting on the floor and me emptying my load, at least I used a johnny, she carried one round in her handbag.