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Originally Posted by Kikkoman
hehe great stories guys. Well im still a virgin, the right person will come one day. But ive been gettin some nice tips form these stories, lests see if i can get it right...
1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
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...Hahahah. This just last x-mas, I'm 18 and was 18 at the time. Me and some buddies threw a little Christmas party at a friends house. Got pretty trashed, this chick just jumps on me and straddles me (clothes on etc), and I'm drunk so I'm like totally into it haha. The stairs were right next to the living room so people look over and like "OH LOL LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING MAKING". Long story short, I got up drank some water, went back out she found me again and we hooked up in an upstairs bedroom.
The morning after story is worth mentioning too... So I'm in bed with this beautiful girl after a night of partying, we're on our sides in bed I got my arm around her etc, I'm pretty stoked (even though I don't really remember it that well haha), and my buddies knock and come it... they knew it was my first time.. so they were like "HEEYY BUDDYYYY!! Hows it goin?!", etc, and then my second friend comes from behind the door, "Look what we brought you!", and it was my bong, iced up with a fat bowl packed. I seriously have the best friends in the world.