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Friend's first time...
"There are fingers in my chest! Oh my god, they're trying to tear their way out but it's tickling my chest! HOLY SHIT THEY'RE IN MY LUNGS! LOOK, THE FINGERS!!! *rips off shirt, throws cig down and runs inside and jumps on the couch and starts going into what looks like a seizure while clawing at herself* OHHH NOOO, THE FINGERS WON'T GO AWAAAAYYY! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!"
crazy fuckin night
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