Source of story:
http://forum.grasscity.com/general/227949-fuck-me.html
So one time I met a chick online,
seen some pictures and thought she was fine,
Called her ova for some company and wine,
Turned out she was a silva doller and not a dime.
So I played it cool, just took it slow
she whipped out a fat eigth of dro,
She smoked me up, i said so
what the fuck lets give it a go.
Took her in my room, knew I didn't bag a winna
Bitch had enough rolls for a thanksgiving dinna
but I was high, so I tried to hit her
Damn imagine what that whale drops in the shita
But no amount of pills could get it up
If I upset her ,she'll eat me nd i'll be fucked
So I prayed to the gods and asked for good luck,
played around a lil bit, there wasn't too much gas in that truck
So finally that bitch got sleepy,
and I logged on to the Grass city,
mad a thread and posted her pic,
Told everyone about my limping dick
Started one of the best discussions
got some girls upset, you know they be fussin
Askng everyone why did I do what I did?
I'm sorry momma, I'm just a kid.
Everyones answer to what you're asking
is damn "run like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin"