[The D.E.A.]

I am very rich and I want to spend a lot of money on marijuana. I will fly to any city to get it. Do any of you know where I could get marijuana anywhere in the United States? Remember I will give you lots of money. Please give me names, addresses, and license plate numbers . Please also give me a picture so I know what you look like and a telephone number so I can talk to you. Any aliases you have will also be nice to know. Remember I will give you a whole lot of money so you will be stupid not to act now! If you speak en espanol then I will replace your large amount of money with mucho dinero. Thank You! And Gracias!

See? I am a normal marijuana smoker like you guys!