sorry about the hijack, but my gf called me from the hospital last night confirming that her last skipped period wasn't a false alarm. she's 7 weeks pregnant. both her parents know.. and her dad is literally a preacher. and we are fresh out of 18. if it weren't for you we would be spending my hard earned baby money on weed. or just not smoking at all

i never thought about being a father at 20. now i gotta get 2 jobs and watnot