[Shauneh]

("lolo" is "crazy" in Hawaiian)

In this thread, just post the funny, stupid things you've said or heard while stoned, with a little description of how it came about or how it made you feel. Example:

"Stoney Baloney" - I was eating a balogna sandwich after smoking a dime bag of Maui Wowie when my friend (lets just call him "J") walks in, looks at me in my stonerdom, then my sandwich, then in a Filipino accent yells "STONEY BALONEY!" right in my face. I nearly dropped my sandwich to the floor laughing.

"Beers and bears" - Another one of my friends, lets just call him "R", brought in a 2 gram bag of Maui Wowie, so we sparked up a joint. R is a bit of a stoner legend in the neighborhood of Ewa Beach, and his reputation is that his brain is "fucking fried" (hes not stupid, though). While floating in our stonerdom J said in a deep, Filipino accent "Beers and bears", and R and I started laughing hard. I closed my eyes in laughter (for a while unable to open them) and pictured a Grizzly Bear in green pants holding a beer in each hand while krumping. The saying is R's, not J's.

"I'm not an athlete, I'm a mathlete" - Another one of R's stonerdom sayings that you just can't not laugh at.

"Gooch ya!" - Sort of like saying "Gotcha!", while a "gooch" (or more commonly called a "kooch") is another word for a person's taint. Anyone whose watched Scary Movie knows where this is going. While in the kitchen making a sandwich, J, who was stoned, yelled for me to come from outside the kitchen. Dropping my food I rush out the kitchen, and just as I'm turning the corner my nostrils meet J's finger, and a very foul stench. It was too late. J, red eyed and laughing yells "Gooch Ya!". A little stunned at the moment, I quickly rub my nose trying to rid my nostrils of the crappy smell, while asking "What the hell was that!?!". J replies with a smile, "My ass".