I hate being negative but at times it just happens....so here it is.
- I hate it when you pass the bowl around and then someone ends up taking a hit and then stops for a while and tells this super intricate story that takes ten minutes to tell while the bowl is still burning. I mean god forbid we should share the wealth but at the same time someone's gotta pay for it.
- I hate it when your passing the bowl around and as everyone else is taking one hit some douche bag decides its acceptable to take an extra hit. Then when you say "wtf?" He responds "Come on man....smoking is supposed to be chilled...it doesn't matter how many hits you take its all good". So then that means everyone else will start taking extra hits and it messes everything up. Extra hits should only apply to blunts and those are usually two hits.
- I hate it when your with a super large group and you only end up getting one hit. Don't get me wrong I love hanging out with people when I'm smoking but still there has to be a limit on how many people smoke with you. I say 3 or 4 is a good number...5 or 6 max though.
- I hate it when super hot chicks come up to you acting like they're into you only to get a few hits and the second the bowl is cashed they're out.
- I hate it when you start passing it in a specific direction and then somebody for some reason messes up the order and passes diagonally or something weird like that. Then because everyone's so stoned we all forget who to pass it to so someone ends up getting an extra hit.
- I hate it when everyone around you centers there lives on pot. Its a great drug that is a part of my life but the key word there is that it is a PART, not just my entire life.
- Most importantly I hate it when you decide to stop for a while or for good and you find that your friends stop calling you up to hang out. Its like the only reason they hung out with you in the first place is to smoke. I feel the only way to tell who your real friends are is when your knee deep into smoking pot are the ones who actually call you up when and if you decide to quit.
Anyway what does everyone else hate when smoking pot?