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male:
Duking Jimmy Dean, Bleeding your Jimmy, Shaking the lava lamp, Scraping the ManTool, Pleasing your power cord, Hand-starting your man-handle, Slapping the One-Eyed Champ, Sharpening the pork stick, Spit-polishing the purple-headed stormtrooper, Dancing with the blue-veined custard chucker, Massaging the czar, Sucker-punching the skin bus, Oiling the Serpent, Having an arm-wrestle with the squirmin' German.
female:
fingering, diddling, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, click the mouse, pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, declare your independence, finger-bang,
riding the pillow, flick the bristles, dialing the pink telephone, polishing the pearl
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