Alright. So, my girlfriend and I along with her good friend are smoking some shit in this park inside a car. We get there at about midnight and smoke a blunt I rolled, hotboxing the car. After that, we're all nice and stoned but of course, decide to smoke more. Busting out my bong, I load a fat bowl thinking I'm gonna get a 3 some tonight! Halfway into the bowl, my girlfriend is about to take a rip and cop sirens near. I can't believe we didn't see/hear them but of course we didn't.
She slams down my bong breaking the bowl part off but the bong is still ok. She then gives me the bong and I slide it under my seat. Her friend is freaking out at this point because she just turned 18 two days ago and thinks automatically were going to jail. I say just chill out, we're fine. The cops come up to my window and say It's 1 AM what you kids doing out? I respond, the girl in the back has had a bad night (smoke is pouring out of the car, must be wreaking), and we're just talking about her problems. He then gets our names from all 3 of us, I hand over my license and registration, and he goes back to the car.
My girls friend immediately starts bursting into tears and opens the door, acting like she's going to run, at least, that's what the cop thinks. He turns around and pulls out his tazer and screams, don't move or you'll be tazed. She stops and the cop comes over to her and says what are you doing? She says she needed fresh air and the cop says, yeah because it's so damn smokey in that car. He lets her get back in and says the park closes at 11 PM. No big deal but just stop smoking cigarettes and take these ladies home sir. I say, no problem officer. He walks back to his car and I have a HUGE grin on my face, can't believing what luck I have. He proceeds to leave and I start up my car and dip the fuck out.
I then take them both home, and drive around a bit smoking out of my fake cigarette thing since I didn't have my wonderful bong to smoke out of. Guess I'm going to the headshop for a new bowl tomorrow. Might get a pipe tomorrow too incase someone breaks another bowl. Anyway, thought you guys wound enjoy my story. Smoke a bowl for me guys... I know I will when I wake up!
Keep Blazin'
