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Hope you all like off-color humor:
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
-They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
-Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?
-Because she was a woman.
Want to hear a joke?
("Yes")
-Women's rights!
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
-You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, it's getting pretty hot in here." The other muffin turns and replies, "HOLY JUMPING FUCKING SHITBALLS, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
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