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3 guys & a lady sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
first guy says "im a Y.U.P.P.I.E..you know..Young,Urban,Professinal,Peaceful,Intelligent ,Ecologist."
the 2nd guy says "i'm a R.U.B.,,you know...,Rich,Urban,Biker."
3rd guy says "i'm a D.I.N.K.,you know...Double Income,No Kids."
they turn to the woman & ask her,"what are you?"
she replies;i'm a W.I.F.E.,you know... Wash,Iron,Fuck,Etc..
husband says to his wife "we should wash your nickers in slim fast it might make your arse look thinner"
next day putting on his pants,he notices they're covered in powder. "have you put talc in my pants babe"..."NO" she replies,"fuckin miracle grow"
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