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A guy walks into a bar with a big bull frog in his hands, sits down next to the best looking lady in the bar, orders a beer, and sets the frog on the bar.
The lady says, "Whats the deal with the frog?"
He replies,"Lady, this is a special frog, I taught him to eat pussy better than any man alive!"
The lady is intrigued, so they go back to her place so she can try the frog out.
She gets naked, lays down in bed, and the guy puts the frog between her legs. Nothing happens.
The lady says, "I thought you said this frog could eat pussy better than any man alive!?"
The man picks up the frog, looks at it and says, "Ok stupid, I'm gonna show you ONE MORE TIME!".
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