A women gets up one morning and goes in the kitchen to make coffee.
She sees a gorilla up in the tree in her back yard eating mango's.
She calls the local zoo, and the zoo keeper says that's a very expensive gorilla that escaped last night. He'll be right over to pick it up.
The women is on her front porch drinking coffee when the zoo keeper arrives.
He's in a pick up truck with a big steel cage in the back. He jumps out with a shotgun in hand, and a big pit bull follows him.
The women says, "You aren't gonna shoot that poor gorilla are you?"
The zoo keeper says, "No lady, I told you thats an expensive animal. I'm gonna climb up in the tree and scare him down. When he jumps down, the pitbull will bite him on the balls so hard he'll pass out from the pain. Then I'll drag him to the truck and throw him in the cage.
The women says. "Well what's the shotgun for then?"
The zoo keeper hands her the shotgun and says, "Here bitch, if I fall out of the tree first I want you to shoot that fuckin' dog!"
