[WGPower]

How do you make a baby drink??

put it in a blender

Sorry this next one is long but good.


A gir l is sitting at the bar alone and a slightly drunk man walks up to her and says: "Can I buy you a drink?"
She replies: "No thanks, my b/f is in the back shooting pool and wouldn't like that"
So the guy sits down the bar from her. A few minutes later he approaches her again:
"Can I give you a kiss then?" he asks
Annoyed the woman says "No!! I already told you to leave me alone, next time I'm getting my b/f!"
The guy apoligizes and returns to his seat
About 2 minutes late he approaches the woman again.
"You know what I really want to do?" He asks the woman
"What" She says.
"I'd really like to pour beer in your snatch and drink it out." He says
"Oh my god!" Replies the woman.
"That's it I'm telling my b/f right now and hes gonna kick your ass for saying that."
She storms off to the backroom to tell her b/f.

"Some guy is trying to buy me drinks and won't leave me alone" She tells him.
The b/f starts taking off his jacket and rolling up his sleeves.
"He also said he wanted to kiss me" She tell him
"I'll take care of him" says the b/f
"He also said he wanted to pour beer in my snatch and drink it out!"
"Oh" Says the b/f as he puts his jacket back on.
"Well aren't you gonna go beat him up?" She asks.
"I'm not fucking with a guy that can drink that much beer!!" He replies.