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I dont smoke cigs. Whenever im dry I just think "I could just by a pack and it would totally satisfy me" But I know that that pack would lead to another and another. So I never actually buy my own cigs. When ever I want one, which is only when im piss dunk. I just ask a friend for one.
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Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!
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