So I figured since every thing's available out there on the net, there's gotta be a free download for the PC version of Grand theft auto.
So I did a bit of googling, and came up with a download site for both GTA 1 and GTA 2 for PC.
They're currently downloading, so I'm not sure whether they are what they claim them to be. But from the looks of the site, it's pretty legit.
For anybody that's as bored as me and wants to experiment with them:
http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/
Knock yourselves out.