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you dont wave to the one armed stoner you pass him a joint
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"FUCK IT"
Ladies and gentlemen hoboes and tramps blind mosquitos and bow legged ants I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something i know nothing about. Admission is free pay at the door pull up a chair sit on the floor early this morning about 3 o'clock last night a half empty dump truck full of bricks came down my front back alley nearly killing my poor dead cat. I rushed to the hospital to see what was the matter and i saw king arthur sitting at the third corner of a round table eating vinegar with a fork. Then early this morning late last night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew their swords and shot eachother the deaf cop who hear this noise came and killed those two dead boys if you do not believe this lie is true ask the blind woman he saw it too!
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