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Originally Posted by celldweller59

so i'm walking down the street one day and i hear this noise. it's a really strange noise and i've never heard anything like it in my life. i'm curious about this noise and decide to find out what it is and it turns out it's coming from a monistary. so i go up to the monistary doors and knock. a monk answers the door and i ask him, "what is this strange noise that i hear coming from this monistary?". he replies, "i cannot tell you, you are not a monk."

so i ask him, "how do i become a monk?". he tells me, "go and give away all of your posessions, then you must live in solotude for three years. after three years, return here to receive your training." so i go and give away all my posessions and live in solitude for three years. i then return to the monistary and once again hear the noise. i knock on the door and the monk answers the door. "i have given away all my posessions and lived in solitude for three years. i am now ready for my training."

he then takes me inside and takes me to a hallway. "when you reach the end of this hallway you will have completed your training and will find the answer to your question" so i start down the hallway and notice that the noise is getting a little louder. i come to a set of stairs and the stairs go up so i go up the stairs. i get to the top and they go down on the other side so i go down the stairs. i get a little further and come to another set of stairs and the stairs go up so i go up the stairs. i get to the top and they go down on the other side so i go down the stairs.

i get a little further and come to a wall. it seems i'm even closer to the sound now, but i can't get over this wall. it's about fifteen feet high so i can't jump over it or anything so i turn aound and go back up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs and back to the monk and i tell him, "i've reached a wall but i cannot climb it". he gives me some climbing gear and i take it and go back up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs and to the wall. i use the climbing gear and go up the wall and the hallway continues.

i get a little further and come to a river. it seems i'm even closer to the sound now. i'm a fairly good swimmer, but this river is moving along pretty quick so i don't want to risk drowning so i go back down the small wall up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs and back to the monk and i tell him, "i've reached a river but i cannot cross it". he gives me an inflatable raft and an oar and i take it and go back up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs up the wall and use the raft and oar to cross the river.

i get to the other side of the river and there's a large field so i cross the field and come to an even bigger wall. this wall is about fifty feet high so i go back across the field and cross the river and go back to the small wall and grab my climbing gear and go back across the river across the field and up the big wall. the sound is even louder now. i get to the top of the big wall and get a little further and come to an immense glass wall. i could break through it somehow, but i'd risk schard of glass falling on me and perhaps killing me so i go back down the big wall across the field across the river down the small wall up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs and back to the monk and i tell him, "i've reached an immense glass wall but i cannot get through it".

he gives me a glass cutting kit and i take it and go back up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs up the small wall across the river across the field up the big wall and use the glass cutting kit to get throught the immense glass wall. the sound is really loud now. i get a little further and finally come to the end of the hallway and there's a door. i try to open the door, but it's locked. so i go back through the glass wall down the big wall across the field across the river down the small wall up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs and back to the monk and i tell him, "i've reached a door but i cannot open it".

he gives me a key and i take it and go back up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs up the small wall across the river across the field up the big wall through the glass wall and use the key to open the door and find the answer to my question. do you want to know what the sound is? i cannot tell you, you are not a monk!

fuck you i read that whole thing haha