lol
great ones, especially the ear/phone/iron thing
i got another one (and this is a true story)...
how did the stoner burn his chest hair...
he told us at the bar that he was going to bathe in the red lights... so he went to the lightsdesk, turned on about 12KW of red lights, went to stage and put up two (big)tables to lie on so that he was just about 2 meters from the lamps... and lit a blunt
and fell asleep.
we smelled something burning, so we raced for the stage, seeing a flame from his shirt as lying there sleeping. literally lit by the lamps! we got the fire-extinguisher, and put it out, at the same time waking him up. baffled and out of his mind "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!" hahahaha.
he's since known as the fakire
