[Optium]

It's come to my attention that many smokers do stupid things
when they smoke. Hopefully all who read this thread will
inform their friends about the stupidity of these...stupid things.

Let's get to it.
Have you EVER drunk bong water? Know someone who does it
and screams about how he's so much higher than if he had
just smoked? Well, if you answered yes to the first, don't do
it again, and if you answered yes to the second, you're friend
is a liar (or maybe he was just feeling sick and mistook that
feeling as a feeling of being high).
Here comes the truth of it:
BONG WATER DOES NOT GET YOU HIGH. THC does not dissolve
in water. Therefore what you're drinking when you drink bong
water is nasty tar and chemicals that you were TRYING TO
AVOID by using the bong in the first place.

Like to have contests of "who can hold smoke in the longest"?
Listen up, holding in smoke doesn't get you higher. The only
reason you may feel higher is due to lack of oxygen. Not only
that, but holding in smoke over a long period of time has
been proven to cause Vanishing Lung Disease, basically cysts
in your lungs. I know you don't want that. All the THC that is
going to be absorbed into your lungs is absorbed in roughly
2-3 seconds, so holding it in any longer than that is just
stupid.
If you need proof of this, next time you smoke, hold the
smoke in for 2-3 seconds, you'll get just as baked.

Damn, I forget what else I was going to put on here, but when
I think of it, I'll post it. Be sure to check back for updates.

.opt